breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

♥ 418596 — 1 week ago on 10 Apr 2014 — via nerdfighteranonymous (source)

tsundereslasher:

(x)

♥ 169100 — 1 week ago on 10 Apr 2014 — via captainlafitte (source)

noemail:

stereobone:

homovikings:

i am so tired of obama and romney why can’t thor be president

ohmygod could you imagine tho

“mr. president, what are your thoughts on gay marriage?”

“I HOPE ALL MORTALS HAVE A GAY AND JOVIAL MARRIAGE”

image

♥ 121327 — 1 week ago on 10 Apr 2014 — via idratherbe-a-comma (source)
niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

niknak79:

Years of Mario Kart have prepared me for this moment

♥ 251351 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via perksofbeingjustine
♥ 236568 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via perksofbeingjustine (source)
#jumanji  

madmoonriots:

all i’m saying is,

there’s a reason the queen is the strongest piece on the chess board

and a reason why you win by killing the king

♥ 107194 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via perksofbeingjustine (source)
#text  

a masterpost of movies that relate to adolescence, love, partying, etc.
stuck in love / bandslam / sixteen candles / clueless / 10 things i hate about you / breakfast club / easy A / girl, interrupted / the runaways / ferris bueller’s day off / thirteen / the to do list / friends with benefits / crazy, stupid love / what a girl wants / 500 days of summer / perks of being a wallflower / the art of getting by / it’s kind of a funny story / the virgin suicides / the bling ring / john tucker must die / project x / freaky friday / LOL / the last song / dazed and confused / the social network / spring breakers / cyberbully / mean girls / the great gatsby / mouth to mouth / silver linings playbook / the internship

a masterpost of movies that relate to adolescence, love, partying, etc.

stuck in love / bandslam / sixteen candles / clueless / 10 things i hate about you / breakfast club / easy A / girl, interrupted / the runaways / ferris bueller’s day off / thirteen / the to do list / friends with benefits / crazy, stupid love / what a girl wants / 500 days of summer / perks of being a wallflower / the art of getting by / it’s kind of a funny story / the virgin suicides / the bling ring / john tucker must die / project x / freaky friday / LOL / the last song / dazed and confused / the social network / spring breakers / cyberbully / mean girls / the great gatsby / mouth to mouth / silver linings playbook / the internship

♥ 37084 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via perksofbeingjustine (source)

theappleppielifestyle:

♥ 71569 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via idratherbe-a-comma (source)
♥ 2603 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via imaginethat1d (source)
theappleppielifestyle:

#I JUST SPAT UP MY LEMONADE #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

theappleppielifestyle:

#I JUST SPAT UP MY LEMONADE #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

♥ 128613 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via idratherbe-a-comma (source)

endless list of favorite ships

↳ barney/robin | how i met your mother (2005-2014)
♥ 1722 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via idratherbe-a-comma (source)

bioterrors:

an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know this girl. let me meet her. is she a bad influence?” “dad she’s an angel” “damn I was really hoping she would be a bad influence”

♥ 52522 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via idratherbe-a-comma (source)
#cool  #text  #writing  

jimoriary:

get to know me meme - [2/5] favourite tv shows: Doctor Who

"The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. The good things don’t always soften the bad things, but vice-versa, the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things or make them unimportant."

♥ 7503 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via idratherbe-a-comma (source)
♥ 13735 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via guroaeda (source)
#deer  #animals  

tacoposey:

dear teen wolf, 

your characters don’t need love interests. they need therapy. 

sincerely, 

everyone

♥ 19678 — 1 week ago on 07 Apr 2014 — via malcolmreynlds (source)
#teen wolf  #text